THIS is American Idol

"Combine drawing with something else you like," says my teach. A 1983 National Geographic and a 1979 Country Living later, I came up with this. "Sophisticated. A distanced, gently cynical look at another era." Is everyone at art school on crack? I guess so, because a guy in my class said this was "vaguely disturbing".

Self-adhesive wood panels so easy to use, they make panelling woman's work.

ALSO I AM SICK. Breathing: ow; talking: ow; swallowing: oww! Hollywood week is so soon and then I will finally be happy. Maybe. TV makes the week fly by.